A true warrior.
I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible
I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone
there’s a difference between character development and completely changing your character’s personalities with no explanation
Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.
Also known as dAMN SON
Still rockin them Gryffindor colors ain’t ya baby?
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
This is golden, someone buy me this book.
there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women
you should be
"Why don’t you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"Sorry, I don’t like small talk."
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
this is literally mario kart